The Worst Corporate Video in History?

What makes this one a candidate for the worst? Start with the budget: 90 seconds of custom 3D animation. Then there’s the storyline about a family with strangely mixed accents moving to The City. We’re not going to tell you where this one comes from, other than to say it was created by a Fortune 500 company to celebrate the acquisition of a beloved independent product and its re-release under the corporate brand. If anyone can find anything about customers or problems or the product or even the industry, let us know.

Maybe the voiceover, “I want to be a frog, or a unicorn!” has a secret meaning…